What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out like she's a weekend belly dancer at a cheap Indian restaurant.
The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction! When an 1800's Calvary man (Taylor Kitsch) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet.
